Did you ever watch Christian Slater in Heathers?
Other girls my age were watching My Little Pony while I was
obsessively borrowing Heathers from the vidoe store (remember those?) I
was like six years old and I thought Christian Slater was the shiz.
Now it occurs to me, what the fuck were my parents thinking?
I feel like this personal tidbit alone explains a lot about me.
Where's my therapist's number? I think it's time for another session.
Well, we'll get into why I mentioned Christian Slater, but for now, it's simply because I'm being nostalgic.
Delaney Maxwell falls in ice water and dies. Yet she lives. Marvel
at the paradox! But coming back to life has given her some super
creepy powers and she has to deal with that whilst resolving
long-standing issues with her bestfriend, Decker. All of this is
complicated by Troy, who I imagine as looking a lot like Christian
Slater did in Heathers.
And it's not because Troy is sexy, charismatic, mysterious and a little bit of a dramatic, emo psychopath.
Okay, maybe a little.
For a debut novel by Miranda, this was pretty good. The writing was
decent, most of the characters were complex and well written.
The themes seem to surround how one deals with an impossible
situation. Delaney spends a vast majority of the novel trying to cope
with her survival and the lingering repercussions as well as her
relationship with her mother and Decker.
The novel was mostly gripping, if not confused about what in wanted
to achieve. Troy was sufficiently unsettling and yet sympathetic.
Once again, absolutely no reason why I'm bringing him up. But
read the novel for yourself and see if you don't get Heather's
flashbacks!
Delaney was a bit of fresh air in that she had goals and purpose in
her life that exceeds the usual YA standards of wanting to procreate
with the love interest. She also had a complex and rich relationship
with her parents. Who were, you know, actual parents and did actual
parent-like things. Another big breath of fresh air. That's a pretty
sad commentary on the state of YA.
I think the novel fails by trying to do too much of many things and not enough of other things.
At first I thought it was too few abs (Christian Slater), but then I realized that maybe it was too much whining (Winona Ryder)
Overall, it was pretty good but not without its flaws. There's
potential here, and not just for more pictures of 80's Christian Slater,
further proving my truly tragic taste in men as a child, but for real
depth of story telling and emotion. I'm just not sure how fully it was
achieved here.
Maybe the problem is that it took itself so seriously. Heathers was
great because it was full of camp, but I am digressing... or
regressing. Maybe both. But the novel had no humour about itself and
when your love interest is a hot teenage badboy psychopath - it pays to
have some self awareness.
Or Christian Slater.
Or not... gosh he's old!
*Also, now other women my age watch a whole bunch of cool movies -
my favourite show atm? My Little Pony! That's right, bitches! I'm a
brony!
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